A man has been arrested on suspicion of eating a burger on Taco Tuesday.

This horrendous crime is being investigated and the man could receive 5 years in prison.

Witnesses at the burger joint reveal that the man could have gone next door for a taco but decided it was a good day for a burger. One person said “I don’t feel safe with this type of person on the street”.

If we have any more info on this we will update accordingly.

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2 thought on “Man arrested in shocking turn of events”
  1. Witnesses at the burger joint… what were those witnesses doing there huh? I feel like a lot more arrests are needed!

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